Poor Imp

My first thought is of the flood of books in younger readers section, all spin-off of Lemony Snicket. ^_^' I might very well glance at it. -- Veni, Spiritus

I've never been much for traditionally men's names being turned over to women with tricks of spelling. As a character, though, I can see a forthright girl, reddish hair and ...

A tall, red-haired young woman, Irish and English, and an immigrant to the States. -- Skelta

...Sleep on my feet, right? -Tov Five, if I sleep at all, and it'll still be dark. -Piers -- What is the most painful injury you've ever sustained?

...Hell, when someone saws the track off, right? Or idiots go too fast. Ouch. -Tov But it's not a roller coaster - it doesn't bloody well go high enough, only ...

Strange? Makes perfect sense. Means I told her, right? -Tov that a question based on vodka or reason? -Piers How should I know? I don't know an Imp -Tasia -- ...

The girl-next-door, buoyant and steady-as-she-goes. But perhaps with something a bit darker near at hand, in past, or in her family? -- Vera Ivanovna

...Ha. Attractive as what? Bloody Hell, been drinking something other than water? -Tov Attractive? Hell...I look like Hell. -Piers -- On a scale of one to ten, how helpful would ...

If I didn't answer, you'd believe I had an answer, right? Just didn't want to say. Ha - an answer, yes? 'Didn't say a good one. -Tov I could be ...

A slight teenager, slant-eyes and black hair - withdrawn but sharp. One of his parents is Japanese, and it makes for an odd home culture and attitude for him. -- ...

Could be passionate about being careless, right? Er, maybe? Not that anyone would know. -Tov -- Do you know how many steps it is from your bedroom to the door?

[deadpan] ...Hate? -Tov I could hate too much and it bloody well takes a lot of energy. God, don't listen to me. If reason came into it, I'd say it ...

A hollow-eyed, world-weary fellow with dark hair and lined face, who you might see in a bleary window, sorting papers and counting the years he has left in the world. ...

Hey, century back, yes? Only idiots write. Honest. Resk knows it; just doesn't like the truth. -Tov Pen, sometimes - but that's only if I don't have a keypad and ...

It sounds discomfitingly prosaic, and I don't think I'd pick it up, as a novel - unless it a had brilliant cover art. !_! Though as a parodic advice book, ...